Purple milk is the whole package — the bag appeal of the best cookies-based strains, the potency of her kush parents, and a gorgeous, room-filling aroma. Crack open one of her frosty, dark purple nugs and you’ll find vibrant shades of bright purple and green. Her effects are similar to her Bubba parent: maybe a little sativa-leaning in a way that makes you feel several degrees cooler than you are, tempered by the linalool content, which smooths out any jagged edges and puts your mind at ease.

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Chimax is a big ‘ol ridiculous wad of trichomes with just enough plant inside to keep it from collapsing into dust under its own weight. It’s a perfect smoke for parties, and if your disco ball breaks down, Chimax is so damn sparkly that you can hang a nug from the ceiling and party on. The high is clear, clean, and cerebral with low chances of paranoia, red eye, or couch lock. Jokes aside, it’s an excellent social strain. Great for making everything a little more fun!

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This one is for the true heads. Star Killer delivers a near-narcotic indica stone. Smoking her is an out-of-body day pass to nirvana. It’s a nice break from reality for recreational smokers and, more importantly, it can be a break from pain for folks with various medical conditions. Don’t take my word for it. Have a quick scroll through the customer reviews on Leafly. Many people suffering from everything from chemotherapy side effects to PTSD report that Starkiller is the one that works. 

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All gas, no brakes. Not only does Medellin weigh in at 30% THC, it also has that special chem magic that absolutely clobbers you in the best possible way. She leans sativa, but the high is more accurately described as chem-y. If sativa is up and indica is down, she’s sideways.

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Truffle Shuffle is a happy accident. Mom is White Truffle. Dad is… complicated. Somebody in the flower room threw pollen; it could be that the White Truffle pollinated itself, or it could be one of several phenotypes of Ethos Genetics’ Peach Crescendo or CSI Humboldt’s Purple Urkiel S1. Our best guess is Peach Crescendo, but we’d love to hear what you think. Regardless, she’s a beauty queen built of oddly-structured alternating lavender calyxes with a generous coat of trichs.

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